To the Bloody End
(Epsom, Surrey, UK)
Referee: Metal vs. Bone, Drinking vs. Spilling, which of these two beasts of the night shall prevai-ai-aigheeeeeeeee???!!!
Vampire: Well... that was fun...
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Ninja Vs Vampire
You think you can match me, young ninja?! I am no match for you-you're not a worthy oppionent! If you do choose to fight me, I will suck your blood out and you will become one of my kind. If you just stand there in that ridiculous pose, I will suck your blood out and you will become one of my kind. So I win either way! HaHa!
Sudden Death Showdown: Count Dracula vs Jack The Samurai
by Ivo De Gortari
(Treasure Island,San Fransisco,California)
Count Dracula:Vell,vell,vell izz vat you Zzamurai Jack?!Prepare to die!
Samurai Jack:I do not think so disgusting being prepare to feel pain, lots and lots of pain!
6 HOURS LATER
Count Dracula was lying dead on the floor blood oozing from one of the 32 cuts Samurai Jack had laid upon him with his power wielding katana.
The epic battle between Count Dorkula and Samurai Hang nail
by Arianne Rooyakkers
(White Rock B.C Canada)
Samurai Hang nail: aaahhhh we meet again count DORKula
Count drakula: HEY! you swore neva to call me that again! prepare for death young Samurai ....prepare for death...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH....HA!
Samurai Hang nail: oh wanna bet? come meet your destiny count dorkula!