Who's Bloodier?

by Mannu
(India,Mumbai)

Vampire says-who's more bloody, you or me?

Aha

by Emani
(San diego)

Vampire: I'll get you before you get me
Ninja: ...

xmas party massacre

by sarah
(uk)

Ninja:This is NOT what I wanted! You people...you people....are useless! I've worked here for over a century and every year...EVERY YEAR...you....

Vampire:hahaha..is someone getting this? hahahaha dude,you're so gonna regret this in the morning.

Ninja:SHUT UP! I'm not drunk!!

Vampire: This is totally going on youtube!

Job Vacancy.....

by Ballada
(Sungai Petani, Kedah, Malaysia)

We are hiring....all weapons are on but silver is No...No...

Mr Vamp and Ninja Boy

by Zoe
(Michigan)

Come on dude ninjas are sooooo last year! time for vampires to shine.