Vampire Brain Problems

by Gareth Bourne
(England)

The Ninja threw a star into the Vampires head and then says "Oh...I owe you $1000! I was aiming for a dinosaur laughing at a pig!"

Red love

by emma
(london )

dracula: why hello there, do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past you one more time.

ninja: YUCK, the only person who loves me is a vampire, i will kill my self with this sword and spikey thing that i happen to have !

dracula: Okay, more blood for me !

aw, man!

by samuel
(kyle, texas)

unless you have a vooden stake, i'n not too vorried

BOO

by charlie
(w.a.)

vampire: oh yes ninja dude ur finaly here!!!

ninja: .....shhh for i shall kill you!!!

vampire: yes yes u shall but first.............. hummanah hummanah hummanah.....

ninja: ???????

vampire:BOO!

ninja: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ninja runs off in a spy lyk motion)

vampire: AHA HA HA HA HAA