Jepika the fashionable she-android
by Sammie Moffat
so jepika is an alien android from the planet sephthika...it doesn't really matter. after all, she can still strut her stuff on 30 inch platforms.
of course the smythes (earthlings) had a bit of a fright when her ship landed in the middle of their living room and out came a 15ft female alien wearing absurdly huge heels.
of course they all felt a lot less frightened when she said in a squeaky mousy voice, "do you know where the nearest salon is? i've travelled more than a billion lightyears just to get here!"