DANGER!

by xXGirXx
(P.S.L, FL)

OCTOPUS- GRR I'M GONNA EAT YOU CRABBY RAWR!
CRABBY-NO I HAVE A WIFE AND 1-2-3-4-5-6-WELL I HAVE A LOT OF KIDS DON'T EAT ME.... OR ILL GO ALL KUNG FU ON YOU WATCH,grr :|

Creepyness

by Anna
(unknown...)

Octopus- "Heehee...I will eat you crab....you will be my dinner.......'RING RING'...hello? Oh hi mom...yeah im about to eat a crab here. No he's not purple! Mom are you okay? Yeah yeah i got the sweater. No i gotta go. Okay mommy i love you! No i love you more! Nooooooo i love you 1000 times more!!!"

Crab- "Well this is awkward..."

the crab that exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazybones
(ireland)

on a windy sea battleships were about they threw bombs and one did'nt explode i tell later if it explodes
kemit the crab was walking along a shipwreck when a giant squid named galaxare chased kemit toward s the bomb kemit quivered behind the bomb while galaxareswam speedily past.one of his tentacles brushed the bomb and the bomb began to tic.kermit thought the ticking was an alien so he jumped on the bomb and waved at the sky through the sea hoping that the aliens would come down and say hello.then without warning the bomb exploded boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Be Healthy!

by Ushrayinee
(Chandler, Arizona)

Crab: Don't eat me!
Octopus: Why?
Crab: Because I contain cholestrol.
Octopus: Why do I care?
Crab: Because then, you will become obese, and since you are an American octopus, that will make you look bad to your other fellow octopi... or octopusses...whatever! You get the point.
Octopus: Then... I will go on a diet! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Crab: Oh-no...I just molted.

My dinner

by Aries Park
(New York)

There was a crab who scuttled past a octopus,and the octopus said hey can I eat you? The crab said NO! Do you think I'm an idiot? The octopus said no but now your cornered! That was the way that young crab got eaten by that octopus! Ya know what truthfully that crab deserved to die because secretly he was a wanted robber! (But that's another story)