Whales have great skin!

by arianne rooyakkkers
(White Rock B.C Canada)

WHALE: what are you staring at?
ANT: huh? oh right i was just thinking...your skin looks great how do you get it like that?
WHALE: ohhhhhh well, plenty of water! :)

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May 10, 2010
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starstarstarstarstar 		Hi Arianne
by: Martin

Thanks for another nice and effective scenario! :)

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Mr Ant and his Magic Whale

by Joseph
(Epsom, Surrey, UK)

Ant: Whale... Whale... in the tree... bigger, bigger, please make me....
Whale: *huff-uff* I-I'm running out of blubber here Mr Ant... I'm already as light as a bird ? can't we just go for a swim instead?

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Apr 22, 2010
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by: Martin

Nice one! Only magic can be responsible for such a situation! :)

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The Tree Whale

by Blaky
(Maryland)

Ant:Why are you up there in a tree?
Whale:I'm a tree whale.
Ant:yeah right.
Whale:It's true!
Ant:Your retarded
Whale:Thats it ill kill you!!!!!!!
Whale:AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ant:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my life is a lie

by Bob
(far far away)

Ant: Wow!
Whale: What?
Ant: Well I fall asleep for 2 minuits and theres a whale in a tree!
Whale: Yah i wouldn't wory though were just a cartoon people are reading on a computer in the real world. None of this would realy hapen.
Ant: So my life is a lie!
Whale: ya prety much!

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Apr 18, 2010
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starstarstarstarstar 		Hi Bob!
by: Martin

Thanks for your submission! Nice to see that you mixed up the real world with the digital one! ;)

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Strange

by Yvonne Spee
(The Netherlands)

Whale: What are you looking at?
Ant: Nothing. I was just thinking...How do you get something to eat if you are in a tree?

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Apr 11, 2010
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starstarstarstarstar 		Hi Yvonne!
by: Martin

Many questions asked, but few answers will come! ;)

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whales never ask for directions

by sebastian
(homer alaska)

Whale: OK i admit i shoulda asked my wife for directions!

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Apr 28, 2010
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by: Martin

Thanks for your submission! :)

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