Yes, do what your parents tell you...it's for your own good.
Dad: It's for your own good. Now go to sleep or the monsters will get you!
Son: Yeah, right.
Dad: Trust me, they will.
Mom: Go to bed!
Son: Yeah, because the monsters will get me...
Mom: They will!
Son (#8): Are you serious?!
Son (#9): ...oh.
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by Jacob P
Son# 1 : I like cheese i want some!
Dad# 2: No cheese for you today tom
Son# 3: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
Dad# 4: Theres no need for that. Go ask mum if u can have choclate milk
Son# 5: I want chocolate milk
Mum# 6: Not now dear
Son# 7: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mum# 8: Theres no need for that. Go and AAAAAAAAHHH
Son# 9: Whaaaat?
Monster# 10: Chomp Chomp Chomp hmmmm... yummy...
Leprechaun# 11: Come on Dave! You said you'd give me some!
Troll# 12: Free cheese and chocolate milk sandwiches!
Horor On Chores Day
by Sofia Vargas
Son:Dad Im done cleaning my room do I need to do any thing else?
Dad:Yes go wash the dishes.
Son:Im done any thing else?
Dad:No go ask Mom.
Son:Hi mom,do you need me to do any thing?
Mom:Yes can you go clean out the basement?
Son:Oh my god monsters?
Leprechaun:I no monster I a Leprechuan.
Troll:Ok we get it lets eat him!
crazy monster swagg:)
by shania Domingcil
Son named greg tells dad theres a monster. dad thinks hes trippen nd tells him to go tie some shoe laces. Then he tells his dad for him to tie his shoe laces cuz he dnt no how. Nd dad tells him no go tell yur mother. he tells his mom to tie his shoe laces. Mother says sure. greg tells his mother that theres a monster and a leprocon in his room. MOther tells him okay lets check. greg sees the monsters doing this strange dance. monster named puka says hi want to dance. lepercon named uku tells greg we dance like a crazy monster swaggah. The troll named arney tells creg whats the big idea. and in the end it was all a dream. THE END!!!
I found Bigfoot!
by Dane A.
(None of your Beezwaxville)
Son:Dad!Dad!Dad! I found a bigfoot!
Dad:Huh,Newspaper doesnt say anything about It.
Dad:Sure. Go ask your mother.
Mom:Let me guess, you found another Unicorn.
Son: No. Actully, I think I found a Monster, a Lepruchan, And a troll.
Mom:I thought your Father said that you saw bigfoot.
Son:No, I found those monsters.
Son:Sorry guys, But They didint belive me.
Lehperucun:Eye, Then she'll get none of me Charms!
Troll:Hold on wheres Bigfoot?
(Manchester, MA 01944)
1.) Father! Father! Father!
2.) Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
3.) *Sniff* Why do you imitate me?
4.) To show you how it feels.
5.) Hello, son.
6.) Mommy! Today is the 13th and my friends told me that evil monsters will come.
7.) Johnny, those kids are filling your head with lies. I've got to talk to Mary Lou sometime and figure this out.
8.) But Mommy, it's true!
9.) Ahh! It.. it.. it..
10.) (In father's voice) Hi Johnny boy!
11.) (In mother's voice) Hello, son!
12.) Yeah I'm just a rental.
Random sorta thing...
Son: Dad, Petrona's being mean to me!
Dad reading newspaper: Really... cool.
Dad: Oh hi son, how was school?
Mom: What's the matter Bob?
Son: Petrona was mean to me! She said I am rubbish at building.
Mom: No your not! I named you after that TV programme. You know? Bob the builder?
Son: Yeah, thanks mom.
Son: Ughhhh... I am so annoyed!
Monster: Why? Did the worm not catch the early bird?
Leprechaun: Tell me! Otherwise I won't give you my pot of gold!
Troll: Don't tell me... ok... tell ME!!
UNTITLED (dun dun duuuuuuuuun)
by Kayla Brooke
Son #1: Hey dad, can I go outside?
Dad #2: What would your mother say?
Son #3: I dunno, what would she say dad?
Dad #4: .... GO ASK YOUR MOTHER.
Mom #5: What do you want?
Son #6: Mom, can I go outside?
Mom #7: No, now go feed your animals.
Son #8: ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Son #9: Hey guys... you hungry?
Monster #10: YES AND I WANT TO EAT YOOOOOOOOU!!!!
Leprechaun #11: Meh sure why not... how booout your brains with a side of lamb?!
Troll #12: ME WANT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I have added this in, just for laughs, you dont have to add it in.
Son #13: Love you too guys. Lemme go upstairs to get the dog food, I'll be right back.
************************ 4 Days Later ***********************
Son #14: HEY GUUUYS I GOT THE DOG FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry it stinks as a comic, I'm not that great at writing comics, seeing as how I mostly work on novels......
and im not giving my location out, sorry. ill hint at it, but thats IT.