The Monster Tomato
Here Buddy, have this tomato! It's delicious!
No, those tomato's will make you sick Bob!
Come on, just try it, I bought it from a hobo on the street.
No your ideas always turn out bad!
Well it is positively true! Your stupidity is more than anyone except me could bear
Okay, your right. Sigh
I know! I always am!
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a tomatoe about to eat a person
by mimi burdick
boy#1 here Dexter, come here Dexter.
dog#2 hey, Tommy, why you treating me like a baby. i deserve some respect here. i protect you from bad stuff like a big fat tomato that's about to eat you.
boy#3 wow, um, you cant talk. aren't you supposed to bark not speak?
dog#4 what u talking bout boy, your the one that gave me this devise thing pierced to my tongue that makes me talk human. duh!
boy#5 oh ya! well i guess ill just have to get used to it and didn't you say there was a big tomato bhind me that wa about to eat me?
dog#6 yes i did.
boy#7 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me!
backyard fun :-)
Boy: Come on boy, Get the ball!
Boy: Tommy, u know i have anger issues!
Boy: Come on boy, play with me!
Boy: Come on you dumb dog!
Boy: What are your..
the big tomato
by thomas L.
BOY#1 round 'nd red is funny, haha!
DOG#2 oh boy, dont do that..
BOY#3 hey, you dont lough?
DOG#4 stop with that...
BOY#5 oh **** , i HATE ROUND 'nd RED!
DOG#6 i warned you...
BOY#7 oh! you is annoying!
DOG#8 ok, but...
TOMATO#9 what's wrong with round 'nd red?!
BOY#10 who said that?
DOG#11 that was something round 'nd red
ARE YOU BLIND?!
BOY#1: Hey, scoop,catch the ball!!
DOG#2: Ohhh but..
BOY#3: Oh come on, scoop, just catch it!!
DOG#4: It's that I want to catch the tomato!!
BOY#5: This isn't a tomato scoop, it's just a red ball... it may look as one but...
DOG#6: But there is a big tom....
BOY#7: STOP saying this is a tomato you dumb dog!!
DOG#8: But I am trying to say that there is a big tomato behind you!!
TOMATO#9: I'LL EAT YA ALL!!!!
BOY#10: I don't see anything...
DOG#11: Ugh.... that's how I prove that I'm smarter than my owner...
REMEMBER: Scoop is always smarter than us................always...............always.......