The Dumb Dog
Boy:Here boy get the ball.
Dog:Who are you talking to?
Boy:Get the ball doggy!!!
Dog:I think that kid has an imagin...
there's a giant tomato behind you!
boy:here boy! take the ball!
dog:how 'bout you throw it first?that's what your supposed to do!
boy:why won't you take the ball?
dog:because you won't throw it!
boy:would you just take the ball?!
dog:no. you won't throw it!
boy:JUST TAKE THE ****** BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dog:NO!!!!!!!!BECAUSE YOU WON'T THROW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boy:take the ball and i will give you a treat!
giant tomato comes in the room.
dog:this is what happens when you don't throw the ball! there's a giant tomato behind you and you can't even notice it!
tomato:is this kid bothering you little dog cause i can make him throw the ball ya know.
Boy.Want the ball buddy ?
Dog.No way is he going to try to give me a ball when he has a steak in the oven !
Boy.come on boy I know you want it !
Dog.No I want steak !
Boy.I'm getting upset !
Dog. Oh just think of that juicy steak!
Boy.If you don't take this dumb ball all go tell!
Dog. Humm I wonder why he's getting so upset?
Tomato.Stop thinking about that dumb steak and take the ball !!
Boy. All count to three ..One...Two..
Dog.Oh I guess all play with it till lunch .
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Return to Comic strip text submission: A boy and a dog.
Boy:want the ball? Want the ball?
Dog:Food! Food! Food! FOOOOOOD!!
Boy:Come on! I have a ball
Boy:You are starting to anger me.
Dog:I really want some food
Boy:AHHH! I give up.
Dog:Ok...can I have some food now?
Tomato:RAWR! I am a toe-ma-toe!
Boy:Well, dog what's it going to be?
Boy: Hey Buddy! Would you like a tomato??
Dog: I wonder if he know that I can't talk.
Boy: Buddy, you usually bark when I ask you about food.
Dog: Well that doesn't mean I'll bark this time!!
Boy: BUDDY! LISTEN TO ME!! IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME, THE BIG ANGRY TOMATO WILL COME AND EAT YOU!!!!
Dog: Aaaaah! I'm so scared. I don't want to bark.
Boy: Fine! Let the big angry tomato come eat you, I'll eat this myself!!!
Big Angry Tomato: I EAT YOU IF YOU EAT ME!
Dog: That's why I didn't want to eat that tomato!!!