Who am I?

by Kelly
(Manchester, MA, USA)

1.) Bonjour! Je m'appelle Racoon. Et toi?
2.) What the heck are you saying?! I don't speak French.
3.) Oh! I thought I was a French Raccoon.
4.) Dude, or dudette, whatever! We're only a plain old, stinkin' comic animals we're what the artist makes us. And I don't see you with a beret and a loaf of bread.
5.) Yo, yo, yo home dog im GANGSTA squirrel.
6.) Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever. Wait! How are you a gangsta squirrel if I'm not a French Racoon?
7.) Dude in this world you can be anyone you want!
8.) Wow! You're a world revolver, man!
9.) My peeps, here's an example. This is my friend Stuart Little over there who wants to be the mouse in that book Stuart Little. He even wants to be a ballet person... oh a ballerina. Gangsta Squirrel is OUT! PEACE. Oh and by the way, the name is copyrighted.
10.) Monsieur! You are my hero! Merci, beaucoup!
11.) Oh come on! He thinks that he's a gangster, I think that he has a few issues.
12.) ROAR!