Vampire: " Really??? Is that the best you can do? Putting some red and making it look like red so that i would be distracted from the CRAZY white belt karate guy??? Well you know what...." CRASHES..SMASHES.....BLOOD SPLATTER....Ninja floor dead..
Vampire: "That's how I RULE!!!!!"
the ninja says to the vampire " can I borrow some blood for my sword because I need to show my mother my handy work". The vampire replies " I vant to suck your blood
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The Deadly Tooth
The ninja sliced the vampire head with one swing and killed the vampire once and for all.Little did he know that one of the vampire's teeth transformed into a deadly snake and bit the ninja.The ninja became the possessed minion of the evil vampire............
Vampire: Vahahaha! Vith vis new body,I can vave an vinfinite minions of vampires! Vahahahaha!
Somewhere.....in the deep inside....the ninja still had consciousness....trying to break out of the spell....
Ninja: Huff....Puff....It's no use...can't break out....*faint*
In the forest....there was a good witch...watching it all...
Witch:Oh no....The evil have won.....I have to do something.........
by Sammie Moffat
Vampire: aloud: " vell vell vell...so ve meet ninja chan! zis is one duel i'm going to enjoy." whispering:
"my whole family's here and so is the girl i've had a crush on for two hundred years...anyway Chan, vat say ve make a deal? u let me bite u zis once and i give u my my wristvatch, pure gold by ze way."
Ninja Chan gets in fightng mode and points sword.
"or not..oh oh i know how about my wittle fluffy bear?" Ninja performs flying leap. "or i let you have my grandmother's brownie recipe?" Ninja squints eyes..."ok".