Vampire Brain Problems
by Gareth Bourne
The Ninja threw a star into the Vampires head and then says "Oh...I owe you $1000! I was aiming for a dinosaur laughing at a pig!"
dracula: why hello there, do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past you one more time.
ninja: YUCK, the only person who loves me is a vampire, i will kill my self with this sword and spikey thing that i happen to have !
dracula: Okay, more blood for me !
unless you have a vooden stake, i'n not too vorried
vampire: oh yes ninja dude ur finaly here!!!
ninja: .....shhh for i shall kill you!!!
vampire: yes yes u shall but first.............. hummanah hummanah hummanah.....
(ninja runs off in a spy lyk motion)
vampire: AHA HA HA HA HAA