up, up and away

by Julia
(PEru)

nice view up here.
yeah, i mean it looks like there's a rocket coming right at us.
what the, AHHH A ROCKETS COMING RIGHT AT US!!!
what do we do, how do we make this stupid balloon go faster.
there has to be an eject button.
there are no eject buttons on...
found it.
what???
this big red button.
NOOOOO
'click'
SELF DESTRUCT IN 10, 9, 8
you idiot it was the self destruct button.
7,6
how could i know that this thing had a self destruct button.
5,4,3
just jump.
2,
AH, 'thump'
what the hell? we didn't even lift off!!
and the rocket??
it was a billboard you idiot
1, BOOOOOOOOM