Ummmm . . . Are you gonna get that, or should Iiiiii . . .

by Leslie Meyer
(Ellsworth, Wisconsin, USA)

Hockey Stick Boy: Oh, umm, hey.

Baseball Bat Boy: Hi.

Hockey Stick Boy: Are you gonna get that . . .

Baseball Bat Boy: Yeah, but I think I'll just wait a minute.

Hockey Stick Boy: Why?

Baseball Bat Boy: Cause I have to pee and if I move right now it might all just come out, ya know?

Hockey Stick Boy: Yeah I know. Well I don't really know why I'm here so bye.

Baseball Bat Boy: Ok, bye Tom.

Hockey Stick Boy: Bye Steve.