red dude: So, are you ready to play some ball?
blue dude: Well, yeah but are you?
red dude: Obviously! Can't you tell?
blue dude: No. I honestly can't. What sport do you think we're here to play?
red dude: baseball. Isn't that what you're here to play?
blue dude: Well, yeah but... something just doesn't seem to fit here...
red dude: Oh! I get! Because its just the two of us right? You're used to more people than that!
blue dude: Ummmm, no I think its something more than that...
red dude: Gee man, I dunno what it could be unless... Does the grass look a little too green to you too?
blue dude: Well, yes actually, but I don't see how that could be throuwing me off... I got it! Its because you're have a hockey stick instead of a baseball bat!
red dude:What this? This is no ordinary hockey stick! Its a state of the art, top of the line, metro 1000 baseball bat!!!
red dude: Not too many people ever get to see one so its not surprising you didn't recognize it
blue dude: Wait... What???
red dude: Exactly. You have been given the rare chance to see both the bat extrordinare as well as what it looks like when wielded by an expert!
blue dude:...riiiiiiiiight, because that makes alot of sense
red dude: I saw a comercial for it, so I know its true!
blue dude:...some people will believe anything...
by Yvonne Spee
Red: I want to play hockey
Blue: And I want to play baseball
Red: Allright then. Lets fight, and the winner can choose which one we play.