Murder by the dog bowl.
Scruffy was strolling the his garden when he passed the kitchen window and over heard his 2 brothers talking.
Dalmation: 'So...Just remind me.....What's the plan again???'
Pitbull: 'It's simple, you keep your old lady busy and when she least expects it, I'll hit her on the head!'
Dalmation: 'So then....????'
Pitbull: 'You, me and Scruffy inherit her money! Then after that we convince Scruffy to give me his money!'
"Oh no, they're going to murder Old Miss Cardie. I've got to do something!"
Dalmation: 'Did you hear something outside pit?'
Pitbull: 'Don't be stupid!'
Dalmation: 'Hey look! There's Scruffy!'
Pitbull: 'Get him!'
Scruffy: 'Oh no!'
In the pound
When Jimmy the dalmation got sent to the pound he met Al who didn't know much, and then he met...Benny!
"HELP ME AL!" "Why?" "CAUSE THERE'S A HUGE BULL-DOG IN HERE AND HE LOOKS ANGRY!".............."Why?" "I dunno, just jump through the window and help!"....."Why?" ........."EURGH!!!!! YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL!!!!!"
How Much is That bone in the window?
by Gracie Goodfield
Bulldog says to other dogs"Touch that bone and you will die"
"How Much do you want for it?"Askes the Dalmation. Buldog goes into deep thought *I could sell this bone and then use the money to buy millions of bones all for myself*
When he finally comes out of his deep thought he sees that the dalmation has taken the bone.
Meanwhile the brown dog is sitting perched on the window sill and says to the bulldog "don't look at me bones are much too fatening for me!" :)