Who am I?

by Kelly
(Manchester, MA, USA)

1.) Bonjour! Je m'appelle Racoon. Et toi?
2.) What the heck are you saying?! I don't speak French.
3.) Oh! I thought I was a French Raccoon.
4.) Dude, or dudette, whatever! We're only a plain old, stinkin' comic animals we're what the artist makes us. And I don't see you with a beret and a loaf of bread.
5.) Yo, yo, yo home dog im GANGSTA squirrel.
6.) Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever. Wait! How are you a gangsta squirrel if I'm not a French Racoon?
7.) Dude in this world you can be anyone you want!
8.) Wow! You're a world revolver, man!
9.) My peeps, here's an example. This is my friend Stuart Little over there who wants to be the mouse in that book Stuart Little. He even wants to be a ballet person... oh a ballerina. Gangsta Squirrel is OUT! PEACE. Oh and by the way, the name is copyrighted.
10.) Monsieur! You are my hero! Merci, beaucoup!
11.) Oh come on! He thinks that he's a gangster, I think that he has a few issues.
12.) ROAR!

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Jan 07, 2011
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Hi Kelly!
by: Martin

Nice one! Very original! Made me laugh! :)

Alors qu'elle est la bonne réponse? Qui suis-je? Je présume que je ne le saurai jamais! (So what's the good answer? Who am I? I guess I'll never know!)

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The ticket

by Jackie

1:Feel like doing anything?
2:I got nothing.You?
3:No. Guess we just sit here.
4:You sure it's a good idea?
5: Hey guys. What's up?
6:We're bored.
7:Why not think of something to do?
8:We got nothing.
9:Who invited the monster?
10:No clue.
11:Not me.
12:You mean we don't get concert tickets here?

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Animal ding dong

by Justus
(IL)

Raccoon: Did you the monster coming?
Beaver: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raccoon:Did u hear the monster coming?
Beaver: I know what u said, when is he coming, ding dong?
Squirrel:Did u hear the monster coming?
Raccoon: I know u ding dong, everybody knows!
Squirrel:do you know when he is coming?
Raccoon: Of course i don't you dummy!
All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monster: This is gonna be good! Slurp.

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Jan 04, 2011
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Hi Justus!
by: Martin

Nice text! Thanks for your submission! :)

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Hi my name is- Hi my name is- Hi my name is MONSTER!

by Nati
(England)

Beaver 2#, 4# and 11#: I'm beaver.
Racoon 1#, 3#, 6#, 8# and 10#:I'm racoon.
Squirrel 5#, 7# and 9#:I'm squirrel.
Monster 12#: I'm MONSTER!
Beaver 11#, Racoon 10# and Squirrel 9#: ARGHH!

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