the d-word!

by nir
(india)

(son#1:hi dad!er..do you have a minute?)
(dad#2:wat is it?)
(son#3:well...this girl at school.(mumbles)..date....)
(dad#4:girl? i don know ....ask your mom ...here she comes)
(mom#5:whats going on?)
(son#6:well i wanna go on a date with ...)
(mom#7: WHAT? A DATE? my first date was when i was 16 probably!!!you are still a kid !! behave like one. end of discussion)
(son#8:sob...)
(son#9:so much for 'OPENING UP' to parents!)
(monster#10:they are sadists ! killers of young hearts!dont you care about them!)
(leprechaun#11:that didnt go quite well...)
(troll#12:i agree)