Sometimes Stories Are True

by Jonathan
(Kentucky)

raccoon:i heard if u have buckedteeth, a monster will come.
beaver:yeah right!
raccoon:it's true.
beaver:such a liar!bye
Day 2
squrriel:hello raccoon!
raccoon:hello,i told beaver that if u have buckedteeth a monster will come that will happen to u 2!
squrriel:no way!forealz?
raccoon:forealz!
Day 3
squrriel:it true!he's right!omg!
raccoon:told u beaver!get owned!Sometimes stories are true
beaver:i should yank my teeth out!
monster:anybody have toothpaste?