Some People

by Wendy
(Texas)

red dude: So, are you ready to play some ball?

blue dude: Well, yeah but are you?

red dude: Obviously! Can't you tell?

blue dude: No. I honestly can't. What sport do you think we're here to play?

red dude: baseball. Isn't that what you're here to play?

blue dude: Well, yeah but... something just doesn't seem to fit here...

red dude: Oh! I get! Because its just the two of us right? You're used to more people than that!

blue dude: Ummmm, no I think its something more than that...

red dude: Gee man, I dunno what it could be unless... Does the grass look a little too green to you too?

blue dude: Well, yes actually, but I don't see how that could be throuwing me off... I got it! Its because you're have a hockey stick instead of a baseball bat!

red dude:What this? This is no ordinary hockey stick! Its a state of the art, top of the line, metro 1000 baseball bat!!!

blue dude:...

red dude: Not too many people ever get to see one so its not surprising you didn't recognize it

blue dude: Wait... What???

red dude: Exactly. You have been given the rare chance to see both the bat extrordinare as well as what it looks like when wielded by an expert!

blue dude:...riiiiiiiiight, because that makes alot of sense

red dude: I saw a comercial for it, so I know its true!

blue dude:...some people will believe anything...