Self-control

by Joseph
(Epsom, Surrey, UK)

Owner: Boys... if you stay there for 5 minutes and don't take that bone then I'll give you two bones each and a mountain of dog food.

Dalmation: Nnnnnnnnghhhh!... want... bone....nnnnnnnnnn
Pitbull: Mustn't... take bone... mustn't... give in...

Small brown dog: Rruff! ^_^
*Small dog jumps through window and picks up bone*
*Other two dogs collapse out of effort/shock*

1 minute later...

*Owner returns and his dogs jump on him barking madly*