Random sorta thing...

by VeLz
(England)

Son: Dad, Petrona's being mean to me!
Dad reading newspaper: Really... cool.
Son: DAD!
Dad: Oh hi son, how was school?

Mom: What's the matter Bob?
Son: Petrona was mean to me! She said I am rubbish at building.
Mom: No your not! I named you after that TV programme. You know? Bob the builder?
Son: Yeah, thanks mom.

Son: Ughhhh... I am so annoyed!
Monster: Why? Did the worm not catch the early bird?
Leprechaun: Tell me! Otherwise I won't give you my pot of gold!
Troll: Don't tell me... ok... tell ME!!