Playing Golf With A Dead Cat's Body

by Claire
((hiding in ur closet))

Dude with Blue Shirt: Why are you holding a golf club?

Dude with Red Shirt: Well, my cat died two days ago, and they told me to bring a golf club to the funeral...

Dude with Blue Shirt: Why would you need a golf club at a funeral?

Dude with Red Shirt: I think they want to play golf with my dead cat's body...

Dude with Blue Shirt: That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life, wait, actually the weirdest thing I have ever heard of was a pregnant men...

Dude with Red Shirt: ........