one ball two sports

by Julia
(Peru)

red guy: hey, i was thinking we should play some hockey.
blue guy: hockeys cool but baseball is better, lets play baseball.
red guy: you telling me baseball is better than hockey, rubbish, baseball is crap.
blue guy: WHAT!!!! %$#@* you got something against baseball.
red guy: yeah i do.
blue guy: well then i'll show YOU whose boss!!!
red guy: yeah lets settle this.
red/blue guy: scissors, paper, rock.
(both get scissors)
red/blue guy: scissors, paper, rock.
(red gets scissors blue gets rock)
red guy: i win, scissor cuts rock.
blue guy: No way rock smashes scissors.
red guy: NO!! lets test it out, you go get a rock and i'll get scissors.
when they came back the ball was gone...

red guy: you took the ball!!!
BLUE GUY: no i didn't you did!!
red guy: i did not. well now what do we do??
blue guy: i guess we can smash the scissors.

THE END