Murder by the dog bowl.
by Cait
(Forfar )
Scruffy was strolling the his garden when he passed the kitchen window and over heard his 2 brothers talking.
Dalmation: 'So...Just remind me.....What's the plan again???'
Pitbull: 'It's simple, you keep your old lady busy and when she least expects it, I'll hit her on the head!'
Dalmation: 'So then....????'
Pitbull: 'You, me and Scruffy inherit her money! Then after that we convince Scruffy to give me his money!'
"Oh no, they're going to murder Old Miss Cardie. I've got to do something!"
Dalmation: 'Did you hear something outside pit?'
Pitbull: 'Don't be stupid!'
Dalmation: 'Hey look! There's Scruffy!'
Pitbull: 'Get him!'
Scruffy: 'Oh no!'
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