Magic

by Joseph
(Epsom, Surrey, UK)

R: Welllll... I can explain...
B: It's a hockey stick...
R: No-well yes... but it's not just any hockey stick!...
B: No?
R: No this - this here is a MAGIC hockey stick...
B: *rolls eyes* why... why am I not surprised?
R: No really if you close your eyes and count to three it will turn into a baseball bat -
B: And a cap?
R: - annnd a baseball cap!
B: Oh yeah?
R: Really truly *grins*
B: *sighs* well... here goes... (closes eyes)... 1, 2, (opens one eye)
R: *standing over B holding hockey stick inches from B's face*
B: ...It's not magic is it?
R: Well....
B: ...
R: *hits B over head and runs away*