Hockey day

by Juliette de Bruyn
(Durban)

Why do you have a bat in your hand?

Oooh I thought it was wack your friends head off day!

Who are you?

I am Billy from up your street and you are my head that I am using
to wack off!!!

Oh ok but it must not hurt! OK

OK it will only pinch a little is that ok?

No problem!

WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!

OW that hurt real bad you said it wouldn't hurt

umm I'm sorry do I know you?

YES YOU JUST WHACKED MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry my mom said that i must not talk to strangers!!