Confusion

by Alisha
(West Middlands)

Um... Ok then, you have a thingy magig and I have a hockey stick. Is this ball for hockey or your thingy magig?

Oy ! Will you answer me already, oh right, no mouth, I see...

Well seing as you don't have a mouth or an objection, we'll play with both.

(The person in blue nods and is about to hit the ball)

Wait !! What you doing???!!! You don't hit the ball, you eat it !!

(The boy in red knows the boy in blue will listen to him so nods encouragely)(Suddenly the boy in blue's mouth appears)

What the... **** You got a mouth !!! (He runs off in disbeleif)