blood duel

by Sammie Moffat
(Zimbabwe)

Vampire: aloud: " vell vell vell...so ve meet ninja chan! zis is one duel i'm going to enjoy." whispering:
"my whole family's here and so is the girl i've had a crush on for two hundred years...anyway Chan, vat say ve make a deal? u let me bite u zis once and i give u my my wristvatch, pure gold by ze way."
Ninja Chan gets in fightng mode and points sword.
"or not..oh oh i know how about my wittle fluffy bear?" Ninja performs flying leap. "or i let you have my grandmother's brownie recipe?" Ninja squints eyes..."ok".