Be Healthy!

by Ushrayinee
(Chandler, Arizona)

Crab: Don't eat me!
Octopus: Why?
Crab: Because I contain cholestrol.
Octopus: Why do I care?
Crab: Because then, you will become obese, and since you are an American octopus, that will make you look bad to your other fellow octopi... or octopusses...whatever! You get the point.
Octopus: Then... I will go on a diet! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Crab: Oh-no...I just molted.