Wait A Minute 2
by Idris Hashim
(Sungai Petani, Kedah, Malaysia)
Whale: Phewww!...I was confused for a moment there...but I just realise...it was no big deals...we are just cartoons!!!!
Ant :...so am I..so am I..phewwww!
the whale shouts for help
ANT- Hey Mr.you're sitting at my place
WHALE-sorry sir, what am i supposed to do,the global warming has dried away th sea
ANT-BUT THAT IS MY PLACE
WHALE-please sir, have a heart,are'nt you a little concerned about global warming
ANT- hmmm.....HOW THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE....ON A TREE
WHALE-oooo....we are the new generation whales, our mom taught us to breath air.
ANT-WHATT!!....how is that possible
WHALE-yess we can, our ancestors predicted that this would happen, so they trained us.
ANT- that is RIDICULOUSS....u're just some mixed breed of a fish and a really desperate land animal
WHALE- no no....i am completely a whale.you could check us out in the five star restaurants,my types come under 'sea food' in the menu.
ANT- BUT STILL....how could you breathe air.
WHALE- like i said, we're the new generation.my kids are gonna be able to fly.
ANT-WHHATTT!!!!!....how come only the sea animals are evolving so fast.i have been stuck on this tree like forever.
WHALE- thats a good thing sir,you're stable.you dont have to keep moving always.i wish i was an ant.
ANT- you think being an ant is easy.they keep destroying our homes,they keep cutting our treesfor their own cause.i've been lucky till now but i got the news from my fellas livin in th trees of central park that they're coming this side to
clear more land.....BLOODY HUMANS.
WHALE- its a cruel world sir, i wish there was a planet where humans were insects and we were the rulers
ANT- you could stay at my place.But u'll have to do my chores.
WHALE- CHORES??.....like what??
ANT- like make pan cakes for me everyday, take care of the tree,i hate my house to be messed up,steal honey from bees and i sleep want alot so dont mind if i stab you.
(Mesquite Texas United Staes)
Well an ant gets itself into toxic chemicals and grows 30 times normal height and while roaming the ant finds a mini whale perched in a tree and they have a wild conversation of why the ant is like the way it is and why the ant is the way it is.
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Wait A Minute
by Idris Hashim
(Sungai Petani, Keah, Malaysia)
Ant : Are you toooo late for the evolution? It was million thrillion years ago...
Am I getting too fat?
Ant: AHHH!!!! Am I getting too fat??? My abdomen is really getting bigger! Even the whale is skinnier than I am! I must go on a diet! Wait a second...I never knew that trees grow underwater, and I never knew I could breathe underwater. Wait...this isn't even underwater*sigh*, this is just ur ordinary tree whale, a type of whale that lives in these tiny trees.