Guess What!!!

by Tess
(My house, Drumoak, Aberdeenshire)

Son #1: Dad! There's,like, all these weirdos in the garage
Dad #2: Really???
Son #3: Yeah.
Dad #4: Go tell your mum.
Mum #5: Yes, yes, Fredrick
Son #6: No, seriously!!!
Mum #7: No, Fredrick. Go tidy your room. NOW!!!
Son #8: *Gulp*
Son #9: They didn't believe me...
Monster #10: GARRRRRR-AWRRRRRR-ANANANANANA
Leprechaun #11: Maybe we should hide in the bedroom instead...?
Troll #12: What is the point of being a random surprise if they can't even FIND us???

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Sep 22, 2010
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Nice one Tess!
by: Martin

Great submission! Very funny! :)

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The Love of a Musketeer

by Cheyenne Ames
(Florida)

Everyone in this picture is human except the three musketeers. You must be thinking these are NOT the three musketeers. Well, in immortalland, they are. There is Jerry, whom is a monster. He is 1 year old. He looks scary but wouldn't hurt a fly. Next, we have Elizabeth, who is 11. He is a leprechaun. He WOULD hurt a fly. Heck, he would hurt his own mother. Then, we have Markala who is the troll. Half of her is girl, the other half, a man, who tends to eat other men. His girl side is sweet and sensitive, and the boy side, not so much. They stick together at all times and they never let eachother down, no matter the request. For example, if Elizabeth wanted a roasted Zebra for dinner, which happened to be on the other side on the planet. Jerry would run and get it faster than you can say " Jerry, go get me a fly."
Anyway, one day, Markala's man side was grumpier than ever and ready to eat something, anything and since nothing else was in sight, Elizabeth. Jerry was told to go grab her. As you know, in every story, the characters have weaknesses. Jerry, was in love with Elizabeth, and he would do anything for her love, EXCEPT take her to a very special feast at his best friends house. The feast? Her.

He couldn't do it, he just couldn't. So, poor Jerry, who would never hurt a fly got into " Cahootz" with Markala's girl side. " Now, here's the plan. I am going to make you gorgeuos. And, i'm going to make it quick," So, he put eyeshadow and blush and gloss and glitter and hairspray and a beautiful dress to make her pretty. "Now, your other half will fall in love with you," said Jerry. " And, how will this help him to NOT eat her or for that matter me?" she said. " You'll tell him NOT to eat her, he'll listen to his true love," said Jerry.
And, so Elizabeth was saved. And, in case you didn't know, monsters can fall in love. And, Elizabeth and Jerry whom secretly loved each other. Can you guess?

A fly, an evil fly lurking the land for revenge decided if Elizabeth was worthy enough for Markala it was worthy enough for him. To eat!!!!!!
May Elizabeth rest in pieces. R.I.P.

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Jun 04, 2010
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Hi Cheyenne!
by: Martin

I usually don't publish stories that don't follow the scenario (meaning that each sentence must be attached to one text bubble), but I must admit that this one was pretty inspired!

Nice job! :)

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An activist is born?

by Scott
(Earth)

Son: We read Mary Shelly’s “Frankenstein” in school this week.
Dad: Really? I remember reading that when I was kid. What did you think of it?
Son: I think the townspeople discriminated against the monster, because they didn’t understand him.
Dad: (thinking) That is an interesting take. I’d say that nowadays, you could very well have a civil case for the monster.
Mom: Hi honey! Your father tells me you were reading Frankenstein in school.
Son: Yeah, I’m considering writing a follow-up paper, suggesting that the monster was discriminated against.
Mom: Well, that explains the visitors you have in the living room…
Son: Huh?
Son: I’ll be right back. I have to go change my shorts.
Monster 1: Wait, we have a great lobbying campaign we’d like to run past you!
Monster 2: Can we pay you in gold?
Monster 3: I’d like to seek restitution for the mental anguish I have endured since reading Frankenstein.

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Oct 25, 2010
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Hi Scott!
by: Martin

Very interesting story! Creative and connected with some elements from the real world!

Nice! :)

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the difference between humans and creatures

by karsen
(washington)

son:can i date?
dad:of course not your to young!
son:please?
dad:NO
son:can i date?
mom:of course your to young!
son:please?
mom:NO
son:can i date?
monster:of course!
leprecaun: we are not going to be like your mom and dad!
troll:you are old enough!

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JUST READ MY COMMENT
by: Anonymous

Funny HAHA

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New pet

Son #1:Dad, I want a little puppy. I`ll feed it, play with it, take it for a walk...

Dad #2: No Johny, I won`t allow a puppy in the house.

Son #3: Why?

Dad #4:Because I don`t think that you are able to take care of it. A pet is a big responsibility.

Mom #5: What is it honey?

Son #6: Dad won`t let me buy a puppy!

Mom #7: You know honey, a man should be happy with what he already has.

Son #8: You are right mom! I think that having a puppy is not necessary!

Son #9:Besides, we already have three!

(The monsters roar)

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Jul 14, 2010
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Nice one!
by: Martin

Very creative! Thanks for this submission!

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the d-word!

by nir
(india)

(son#1:hi dad!er..do you have a minute?)
(dad#2:wat is it?)
(son#3:well...this girl at school.(mumbles)..date....)
(dad#4:girl? i don know ....ask your mom ...here she comes)
(mom#5:whats going on?)
(son#6:well i wanna go on a date with ...)
(mom#7: WHAT? A DATE? my first date was when i was 16 probably!!!you are still a kid !! behave like one. end of discussion)
(son#8:sob...)
(son#9:so much for 'OPENING UP' to parents!)
(monster#10:they are sadists ! killers of young hearts!dont you care about them!)
(leprechaun#11:that didnt go quite well...)
(troll#12:i agree)

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Jul 20, 2010
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Very original!
by: Martin

Nice scenario! I love it! Good job! :)

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Are you scared of monsters,trolls,leprechauns, and my parents?

by Moravia Bennett
(Jacksonville,FL.,USA)

Son#1:Hey dad, are you scared of monsters, trolls, ...oh and leprechauns?
Dad#2:WHAT!!??,Me (pfft) scared of that (pffft) (pffft)....
Son#3:You look like you're scared of monsters,leprechaun and trolls.
Dad#4:WEll,since u wanna know go ask your mother if you wanna know so much, mister. (pfft,tfft pfft)(sobbing)
Mom#5:Hello Tommy,how are you today?
Son#6:Good,but i gotta ask you a question.Are you scared of leprechauns,trolls,and monsters?
Mom#7:Well, umm (Thinking about the past)ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Screams and run away)
Son#8:You know what im gonna ask them myself(grunts)
Son#9:Monster,leprecaun,troll, who are you scared of?
Monster#10:Your mom
Leprechaun#11:Your dad (eww)
Troll#12:Both

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Hi Moravia!
by: Martin

Thanks for the submission! Very funny and creative! ;)

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Random

by Rebbeca
(Canada)

son#1-guess what?
dad#2-what?
son#3-thats what buahahaha!
dad#4-you'r not funny buahahahahaha!!!
mom#5-son!!! come here!
son#6-yeah! whats up?
mom#7-get your underwear off the kitchen table!
son#8-mom those are my brownies i made for you and dad!
son#9-a monster,leprechaun and troll? were is mum gone to?
monster#10-im over here, son!
leprechaun#11-its me dad!
troll#12-you can't forget your own girlfriend!!
son#13-yeah i know!
monster#14,leprechan#15-what about us!
son#16-sorry then gosh i forgot i putt spell on you two,but trina was born like that! don't you think she is beautiful? she's my little troll!

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can i go and play

by tanya
(uknown)

son#1- hay dad can i go play with the monster leprechaun and troll
dad#2- duno go ask mum
son#3- ok
dad#4- bye son
mom#5 hi son
son#6- hi mom can i go out and play with my friends monster leprechaun and troll
mom#7- WHAT NO OF CORSE YOU CAN'T YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE SAID NO GO AND TIDY YOUR ROOM !!!
SON#8 but (sigh)
son#9 mom says i cant play with you today iv got to tidy my room
monster#10 danny you said she would let you grr
leprechaun#11 but but danny
troll#12 NO ONE PLAYS WITH ME THAY ALL SNIGGER BE HIND MY BACK (troll starts crying)

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